ByteDunce & Tic Tac Make Dumb People Nervous
January 17, 2023
If you spend your time talking about whether or not ByteDance & TikTok are a problem for your data & privacy, you are a loser.
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Meta Has Advantage In Arena Nobody Cares About
December 20, 2022
Stop Investing With Mark Zuckerberg iMetadiately Don’t believe the hype about Meta. Nobody cares if they buy every virtual reality company that’s on the market
Kevin O’Leary Is A Co-Conspirator In FTX Racket
December 14, 2022
You Don’t Have To Be A Racket Scientist… to know that Kevin O’Leary is a co-conspirator in the FTX racket. If you’re not familiar with
The Criminal Conspiracy of FTX As We Know It Now
December 13, 2022
Now that the Southern District of New York has officially filed criminal charges, alleging 8 specific aspects of the Samuel Bankman-Fried conspiracy aka a racket.
The Many Faces Of (Not) John J. Ray III
December 8, 2022
I Am (Not) John J. Ray III, Either No man named John Ray had anything to do with the Enron bankruptcy. Not now. Nor ever.
Kevin O’Leary Admits FTX Is An AMERICAN Company
December 8, 2022
Kevin O’Leary Is A Scumbag Regardless of what SBF claims, and what the media echoes, FTX (i.e. Samuel Bankman-Fried’s criminal enterprise) is an American company.
Crypto Conflicts of Interest Are Still Looming Large
December 6, 2022
You Are Surrounded By Crypto Conflicts Of Interest Crypto conflicts are all around us. You know somebody that has money in cryptocurrencies. That means they
Kevin O’Leary Is Not Being Humble Enough Yet
December 6, 2022
Kevin O’Leary Is A Cockroach Kevin O’Leary is not a victim of FTX so much as he is a perpetrator of it. Perhaps he thought
Proving That SBF Intended To Commit Fraud With FTX
December 5, 2022
Intent Matters, As Much As It Does SBF intended to commit fraud. How do you know that? Because cryptocurrencies are a fraud, no matter how
How To Create Value In A Hoarder’s Market
December 5, 2022
We’ve Been Spending Most Our Lives Living In A Hoarder’s Paradise A hoarder’s market is just like a hoarder’s house. Full of unsellable crap, often
How To Fix Broken Dealmaking Model Ruining Markets
December 5, 2022
You’re Doing Dealmaking All Wrong Right now the dealmaking process at big banks is broken. I’m not sure if it ever really worked very well
Why SBF Is Not Afraid Of Prison Yet
December 3, 2022
I’ll Tell You What SBF Is Not SBF is not a genius, but he’s a pretty good actor. You can tell that he’s being fed
Demand Destruction! By Supplying Reconstruction.
December 2, 2022
Do You Demand Destruction, Or Are You Demanding Destruction? When you talk about demand destruction, you could be talking about a few things. In general,
I Don’t Give A Truck About TSLA’s New Anything
December 2, 2022
F*ck TSLA’s & The Inflated Egos That Drive Them If you genuinely care about TSLA’s stock, I feel sorry for you. With the unveiling of
Tim Cook’s Roster Of Sad, Subservient Rich Bois
December 2, 2022
I Wouldn’t Trust Tim Cook As Far As He Could Throw An Actual Apple Right now Tim Cook has Elon Musk & Daniel Ek at
Why The F*ck Would You Trust A Trustless Systems?
December 2, 2022
Trust Me, Don’t Trust Trustless Systems Never trust a trustless person. Trustless people submit trustless systems for your consideration to trust. I think that should
Why All Stupid Crypto Bros Share Decentralized IQ
December 1, 2022
Stupid Crypto Bros Steal Smart Money Together I don’t have much respect for stupid crypto bros. There used to be fewer of them than there
SBF May (Not) Actually Be Doing What’s Right Now
December 1, 2022
What IS SBF Doing? It’s obvious to any sane person watching that SBF is guilty of a lot of things. He is guilty of clear
Creating A Decentralized Wallet With USD Is Easy
November 30, 2022
There Is No Such Thing As A Decentralized Wallet A “decentralize wallet,” is one of those stupid phrases that crypto nerds use to steal money
How To Become Immune To COVID-19
November 29, 2022
Do You Want To Become Immune To COVID-19 Or Do You Love Hearing About It 24/7 Still? If you want to become immune to COVID-19
The App Store Has Nothing To Do With Free Speech
November 29, 2022
Don’t Fear The App Store, People Elon Musk complaining about the app store not carrying his app is a publicity stunt. Tim Cook is involved
Larry David Shouldn’t Be Blamed For FTX Debacle
November 29, 2022
Did You (Not) Invest Like Larry David? Larry David is being sued along with other actors, for appearing in FTX ads. The premise of the
Understanding The Lost Value Of Print News
November 29, 2022
Do You Remember The Value Of Print? There has been a dramatic loss in the value of print news in our world. It has become
How To End The Anti-competitive Market Dynamic
November 28, 2022
Stop The Anti-Competitive Market Any Way You Can We are living through perhaps the greatest market correction of all time. The anti-competitive market that we
Berkshire Hathaway Is A Big Ponzi Scheme
November 25, 2022
You Don’t Want To Know What Berkshire Hathaway Is Berkshire Hathaway is not a genuine investment. You can’t do anything with it but sell it,
FTX Is Asexual Cult, Not A Sexual Cult
November 24, 2022
Do You Really Know What FTX Is? No. FTX is being branded by the press as a sexual cult. But have you seen Samuel Bankman-Fried
Bitcoin Isn’t The Original Cryptocurrency
November 23, 2022
Bitcoin Isn’t Novel, Nor Is It Needed Bitcoin isn’t an asset. It isn’t a currency. What you are buying is a serial number in a
A Human Sock Puppet Wreaks Havoc On Wall Street
November 22, 2022
John J. Ray III Is A Human Sock Puppet A human sock puppet is like a digital sock puppet. If you’re not familiar with this
Crypto = Dead Dough, Can’t Make Bread With It
November 21, 2022
Crypto = dead because it was never alive. The fundamental, technological underpinnings of having a computer generate random patterns, and having other computers figure out
How Social Media Should Have Been Done
November 21, 2022
Why Social Media Should Just Stop Social media should be eliminated as an investment category soon. For a while now I’ve been saying that the
FTX: How To Spot A Fake Bankruptcy CEO
November 21, 2022
A Fake Bankruptcy For The Books FTX’s “John Jay Ray III” is a fake bankruptcy lawyer. He is not a real person. You were taken
How To Survive The Silent Recession
November 18, 2022
Ssshhh….Don’t Say It! Talk about if a recession is coming in 2023 should be laughable. Either people are lying, hiding, or their brains have actually fried
With Crypto vs. Fracking, Which One Is Worse?
November 15, 2022
Cryptocurrency vs. Fracking, which one is worse for the environment? Fracking is the process of blowing up mountain tops to extract materials to make energy,
Why Doesn’t Trump Get Social Media Yet?
November 15, 2022
Trump Sucks At Social Media, Don’t Trip People often say Donald Trump is great with social media. But the fact he is still protesting to
Easily Understanding The Fiction Of Neuralink
November 15, 2022
Neuralink Is Not A Technology Company, It’s A Legal Theory For Acquiring “Tech” Companies When you are told about Neuralink you are told that your
The Silent Depression That Killed The Stock Market
November 14, 2022
Back to back recessions, or a silent depression? That is the only debate worth having now. If we can’t answer this question, we will never
CATS: All Coinbase Are Belong To US
November 14, 2022
Coinbase Is Coinfake No, Coinbase is not different than FTX. It’s in the name: crypto, currency. The theory is that encrypting currency is a good
What Is The Difference Between USD And Bitcoin?
November 14, 2022
USD and Bitcoin Are Not Alike There are many significant differences between USD and Bitcoin (used in this context as a placeholder for all cryptocurrencies)
How To Legalize The Crypto Casino
November 11, 2022
Tales From The Crypto Casino After the fall of FTX, the markets are wondering what will be the future of cryptocurrencies. There was never a
How Easy Social Media Is To Moderate
November 11, 2022
Social Media Are Just Badly Run Message Boards With A Flat UI Social media has got to become decoupled with this idea of freedom of
Stupid Trump And Dump Scheme That Ruined America
November 10, 2022
The Trump and Dump scheme put America in exactly what Donald Trump promised: “a depression the likes of which you’ve never seen before.” Truly. Like
Burn Down Wall Street’s Toxic House Of Index Cards
November 10, 2022
Beware Of Index Card Sharks You’ve heard of a house of cards. Imagine a house of cards made out of index cards. Now think of
When Doves Cry On Wall Street, Duck & Cover
November 10, 2022
It is sad that adults need to speak about monetary or fiscal policy as if doves or hawks determine their fate. They are too weak-willed
Blockchain Is Not A Technology, It’s A Philosophy
November 10, 2022
Bolt Cutters On Blockchains Blockchain is misunderstood. Cryptocurrency is misunderstood as well. The people who make and sell things with these words attached to them
How To Avoid Warren’s Buffet Of Junk
November 9, 2022
How Do You Eat The Elephant In The Room? On Bite At A Time… Apple has a market capitalization of over $2,000,000,000,000. Warren Buffett, through
Who Should’ve Done Social Media
November 8, 2022
You Shouldn’t Have Now that the social media sector is clearly deteriorating, it is time to reflect on how we got here. If these type
How To Solve The Ultimate Advertising Problem
November 8, 2022
You Are A Victim Of The Ultimate Advertising Problem The ultimate advertising problem is an overabundance of useless inventory online. In order to understand this
Margin Call Me Maybe – Your Worst Nightmare
November 7, 2022
Hey, I Just Met You, And This Is Crazy… “…so here’s my number, (margin) call me maybe!” That would be the song Carly Rae Jepsen
Old COVID-19 News Is Still Unbelievably Relevant
November 6, 2022
Know Your History Our society got organized around COVID-19 news years ago, and it hasn’t stopped since. But a counter-intuitive truth has emerged. Rather than
What Data Does “Big Tech” Really Have?
November 5, 2022
BIT Off More Than They Can Chew “Big (Internet) Tech” (from here on out, “BIT” companies) has been on a steep decline for the last
Depression In Killer Sociopathic Markets
November 5, 2022
Understanding Economic Depression Depression will be impossible to define in economic terms if games are still played with respect to the definition of recession. If
Blaming The Fed Actually Won’t Buy You Much
November 2, 2022
Chair Powell Is A Softy The Fed is the perfect scapegoat. They control our money supply. Thinking about our monetary system is enough to make
Twitter Phishing Actually Still A Danger
November 2, 2022
Dead Birds Tell No Tales While Elon Musk was acquiring his initial 9% stake in Twitter, the company was facing a devastating blow from the
Big Fund Money Managers Have No brAIn
November 2, 2022
“…if I only had a brAIn…” The October “bear rally” in the Dow index was credited to algorithmic buying decisions made by the ETF’s controlled
The SHORT LiST
These companies are all responsible, in their own way, for the fabrication of fraudulent valuations in the stock market. Therefore if you have the means, and the cunning, it is your obligation to take advantage of that. There are trillions of dollars of market cap here which needs to be erased. So do it, already.