Kevin O’Leary Is A Cockroach

Kevin O’Leary is not a victim of FTX so much as he is a perpetrator of it. Perhaps he thought he was smart enough to pull his money out of this “poo-poo” (to use a “Mr. Wonderful” phrase) company that was definitely a “cockroach” that should have been “taken behind the barn and shot – before everybody else. Unfortunately for him, he did not. Kevin O’Leary is not trying to get money back for anybody else but at least he’s not pretended that either – like Bankman-Fried is. You’ve heard Kevin O’Leary say the same stupid talking points every other part of the decentralized brain trust that does this crypo nonsense: the underlying tech is great, Sam made mistakes, and the classic ‘i sTiLl bEliEve iN tHe sPaCe.’

That’s because they’re too exposed. More leveraged than they can even fathom. Because everybody was compounding the scams on top of each other. They all thought they were in on it together until somebody claimed somebody else wanted to be margin called – which makes no sense. But since nobody has thought for themselves in this arena for about 20 years, they didn’t know what to do.

The Guy Knows What He’s Talking About – Bullshit

Algorithmic thinking has taken over, like the plot of War Games not only came true – but trickled down into the pockets of every person in the technologically developed world. Almost makes you feel like the native peoples of the world who have remained limited in their technology, and firm in their beliefs, are on to something. Kevin O’Leary is not telling the truth about how he got the shit end of his own stick.

Kevin O’Leary used the expression that he and other institutional investors have “egg on their face,” but they deserve every single part of it. In a press release from Aug 10, 2021 on PR Newswire titled, “FTX and Kevin O’Leary Announce Long-Term Investment and Spokesperson Relationship,” it says that Kevin O’Leary is an investor not only in FTX, but also West Realm Shires Services Inc. It also says O’Leary was paid in crypto. So he is going to be wasting time trying to find imaginary tokens that aren’t worth anything anyway, rather than real USD, because he probably invested fake money in a fake exchange. It is enough to make your head spin just trying to follow their whole con.

But the West Realm Shire Services connection is a big deal. That means O’Leary is liable for the frauds at every American bank that Bankman-Fried has. The promises made in this press release are enough to make you sick, too. It has got to become as ridiculous for people to hear O’Leary playing dumb as it is for Bankman-Fried to do that. O’Leary bought equity in a company that knowingly had no board. He didn’t even appoint himself to that board or demand control. What kind of Shark Tank deal is this?

Don’t Let Bullies Play Victim Anymore, It’s Gross

Kevin O’Leary is not a victim at all. He may not have been the original mastermind of this fraud, but he was definitely aware of what was GOING ON or allowed it to happen without scrutiny. Here’s a funny question: is O’Leary still getting paid as a spokesperson? If not, then he is generating press to make himself look like the dumbest money that money could buy. On the other hand, if he is still a paid spokesperson, it would be wise for the press to stop allowing him to get air time anywhere.

Now that the scam is over, the new scam is a fake bankruptcy. The best these scumbags can hope for is convincing some court that they lost more money than they really did (because the money was never real to begin with) so they can write off more in losses than they ever lost in the exchange. If they get what they’re really after this will open up a fund that forces the American people to bail them out, too.

That. Can. Not. Happen. Fuck Kevin O’Leary. He should go bankrupt and live homeless on the street. A man of his stature who was only paid to be there so Shark Tank viewers in the heartland would cough up their life savings for Bankman-Fried’s dreams of failing to become Gordon Gecko. It’s disgusting. I can barely even see O’Leary’s smug face without wanting to eviscerate every dollar he’s ever touched. It certainly isn’t only up to me, though. Luckily my bank appears to have attracted customers much less interested in cryptocurrencies, and a con can only screw over so many banks before running out. So I pray that my money is safe, but if it isn’t…only the strong survive.